Fred

Fred: Open to Work 👷‍♂️

📍 Seeking: Roles in property management and napping

📆 Availability: Actively seeking new opportunities

Personal Information
Age: 5 years
Location: Currently residing in a kind feeder’s garden
Preferred Work Environment: Quiet, rural area
Salary Expectations: Payment in food (twice daily, no exceptions)

Work Experience

Freelance Farm Cat

Self-employed, Ongoing

👀 Security Consultant: Keeps a watchful eye on the property from a safe distance

🐭 Rodent Control Specialist: Naturally gifted at keeping small critters in check

🍽 Food Critic: Never misses a meal and always provides honest feedback

Temporary Indoor Guest

Intern at Feeder’s Home

🌳 Conducted brief test-runs indoors but determined outdoor access was equally important

💤 Engaged in extensive napping research

⌛️ Adopted a “let me observe first” approach with humans, requiring slow introductions

Skills and Qualifications

✅ Punctual: Always present at feeding times; never late

✅ Strong Networker: Gets along well with other cats (but avoids dogs and is shy around children)

✅ Professional Napper: Expert at finding the coziest spots, like sneaking into the feeder’s bed

References

🔹 Local Feeder – Can confirm daily food habits and occasional indoor visits
🔹 Fellow Cats – Will vouch for Fred’s curious and friendly nature
🔹 The Mice – No longer available for comment…

NOTE: Cat(s) are not in CDPA care

The Purr-fect Forever Home :
Needs access to outdoors
A farm / rural property preferred